I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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