Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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