it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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