You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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