So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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