I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
