im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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