"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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