Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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