we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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