Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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