Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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