Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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