Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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