The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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