its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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