OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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