Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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