white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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