Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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