So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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