you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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