i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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