Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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