that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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