you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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