ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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