you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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