i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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