Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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