Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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