and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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