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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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