But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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