I'm gonna have a badass scar
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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