I didn't shave. On purpose
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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