He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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