doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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