you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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