final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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