Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
