i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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