My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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