For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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