i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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