Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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