I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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