have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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