You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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