u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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